Foolish

WEDNESDAY 1st April Start with this line: 'If it were not really foolish, I would...' Keep going.


I’d buy a farm and keep a donkey
I’d have a baby even though I’m 46
I’d have an affair with Dennis or somebody else
I’d wear more frocks
I’d just write all the time and forget other work
I’d love my life
I’d drink more or less coffee
I’d become a witch
I’d buy flowers even though I’m going away
I’d live on my farm with my donkey somewhere warm
I’d give up my car
I’d have some cats
I’d see more of my ex-husband
I’d relax
I’d write loads more letters
I’d have more fun
I’d stop worrying
I’d lighten up
I’d kiss more
I’d leave Cornwall or commit to Cornwall